Driving in a Winter Wonderland

Tires spin,
See them slipping

Steering wheels:
We’re all gripping
The corrections we make,
Tapping our brakes
Driving in a Winter Wonderland

 

Where’s my lane, are you kidding?

Tried to stop, but I’m still skidding
I finally touched 50--
In a graceful 360
Driving in a Winter Wonderland

 

In the left turn lane I did a donut

Trying to avoid a big snow plow
I know you’re trying to help
But Jesus Christ, man
Watch out where you’re going
Holy cow!

 

Later on,

I’ll exhale
Despite the road crews’ epic fail
Happy as sh*t
I avoided the ditch
Driving in a winter wonderland

 

At least the freeways have been somewhat salted

And I can get my car out of first gear
I’ll have lots of fun driving 20
Until some other jackass forgets to steer

 

When it snows,

And you’re driving
Elements, morons conniving
To get in your way
You better pray
When you’re driving in a winter wonderland…